Kids say the darndest thing.

[Valerie1979]

OK.... my 3 year old really has had lots of fun sayings lately.
but the other night he wanted me to eat his ice cream -- I told him that it would go to my butt and he said "it's OK your butt is already big"

Where they learn these things-- it's precious! 

[vasha20]

lol to funny kids say anything

[LaTonya910]

I kno thats right... my 7 year old cousin told her lil sister that she couldn't drink after her because she didn't wanna catch asthma... lol

[sweetmermaid]

I love kids.

[Shmooi]

That's adorable and clever!

[syntheticbeauty]

One of my twins has the diva complex..She loves to compliment herself on her looks.
She looks similar to me and always mentions how she has big lips and pretty colored eyes.

Last week she said " Momma your ugly!" I said what? and asked her why she was being mean and stated "you look like me sweetie"
in which she replies " Yes momma a better one" I said what she said " I said a better one of you"

She is 3 1/2 years old! The other twin just runs up to me and says I love you mommy your beautiful, we all are and my sister is just being a meany and is stinky >_<

I have 3 kids all toddlers, hearing what they have to say is always something new and shocking!

[rockeledjones]

I agree 100% and there are some cute stories here!  My daughter loves to sing and it brings me to tears sometimes hearing the words she makes up to popular songs on the radio. 

[gmwilky58]

my great nefew is like that some of the stuff he comes up with is unreal.

[sonic43]

I heard this joke on Last Comic Standing, what if two shows combined their names "kids say the darndest things when animals attack"

[starjonez]

My daughter is 2 and she knows where we live when we are walking down the sidewalk!

[Valerie1979]

I have loved reading these!

[anguyen21]

I'm a tutor for this foundation and one of the kids told the adviser, "You know you are exactly like Barbie, the only difference is that you don't have a Ken in your life."   

[Valerie1979]

I'm a tutor for this foundation and one of the kids told the adviser, "You know you are exactly like Barbie, the only difference is that you don't have a Ken in your life."   

Oh if we all lived liked our favorite "characters"  --

[fairuzaavalon]

I have loved reading these!

ME TOO!