Obama joke

[mc1962]

Speaking German in Texas


Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking
population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man
drinking from his pond with his hand. The farmer shouted: 'Trink das
wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't
drink the water, the cows have s*** in it.')


The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York, down here campaigning for
Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in
English.'
The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.

 

[southernhorizons]

That's a good one. I'd say the same thing to someone who was campaigning for that communist health care plan.

[superteacher]

Haha!But I really like Obama a lot! It is not easy to be the president in this country. A lot of presidnets in other countries are like emperors without anyone's objection against them

[home_teachin]

You could always change it to campaigning for Sarah Palin if you aren't a republican. It's still a good joke.

[spendsitwell]

LMAO!!!  That is great.  I love it.      Thanks so much for sharing. 

[Cuppycake]

Haha!But I really like Obama a lot! It is not easy to be the president in this country. A lot of presidnets in other countries are like emperors without anyone's objection against them

I pity you.

[cjobey99]

THANK YOU, BUT WE DON"T WANT OR NEED YOUR PITY

[tzs]

like I Said before...All of the people that look down on the president should try waking up in the morning in his shoes-and run the country-before they speak negatively!!!!!!

[mnik5678]

i wish i knew how to speak another language.

[blackfireteam]

ouuu thats harsh but pretty funny

[Shmooi]

I hope the guy had health care. OH WAIT

[Cuppycake]

like I Said before...All of the people that look down on the president should try waking up in the morning in his shoes-and run the country-before they speak negatively!!!!!!

Perhaps the people that think so highly of him should know what he is doing...

[ronie_23]

cuppycake = angry, antisocial, just a very negative person alltogether.. pitty...

the joke was really funny!!

[Cuppycake]

cuppycake = angry, antisocial, just a very negative person alltogether.. pitty...

the joke was really funny!!

Actually I am a person that believes that the laws should be enforced . You are just a person that promotes anarchy. 

[showbert22]

My first question is how many of the health care plan critics in this thread have health insurance of any kind? How many of you are Going Bare (living without health insurance.  The plan is to manage to cover 35 million more individuals without limiting services all the while trying to keep the inevitable tax increase at a minimum Nothing funny about that.
    And while there maybe some humor  in the Southern Farmer telling the Northern  politician to shovel it in with both hands. The Real job of selling the Pie in the SKY  Plan to the American Public not funny at all.
     Any medical economists, medical office managers or even a mere nursing assistant from the ER or-Walk in clinic. can tell you: The extra burden, fiscally, ethically, and in needlessly wasted resources caused by uninsured people who have delayed getting A physician and let an illness progress past any simple measures' efficacy. The undue strain and inappropriate use of expensive emergency services in lieu of early, simple, inexpensive pre-Hospital treatment is a huge   contributor to the out of control rise in healthcare costs. We have to rein in the rate of increase and maintaining the status quo in the insurance system with its company controlled subscription limits insures only profits, not people. There is nothing funny about persons dying for insurance company profiteering.
           Careful, Presidential and insurance reform critics, your ignorance is showing. You are expressing politics instead of economics.