what has your child done ....

[Valerie1979]

My 2 1/2 year old colored my tan carpet with a permenant PURPLE marker.
I love the color purple but the scribbles on the carpet was NOT my idea of "tasteful" decorations.  Oh my poor boy has probably never heard mommy be so loud -- and it was adorable that he wanted to help me clean it, I was so frustrated with him.

[wfelagai]

he has a toy vaccuum and he tells his grandma to take her vaccuum and return it to the store and use his.

[jusu]

Super-glued nail files to his fingers one year for Halloween to make a 'Freddy' hand (Nightmare On Elm St.)
Had to take him to the Dr. to have them removed. Over $300.00 for the visit and treatment. All he had to do was ask me to buy him the glove at Walmart for  $9.96...KIDS!

[cloudsoup]

Super-glued nail files to his fingers one year for Halloween to make a 'Freddy' hand (Nightmare On Elm St.)
Had to take him to the Dr. to have them removed. Over $300.00 for the visit and treatment. All he had to do was ask me to buy him the glove at Walmart for  $9.96...KIDS!

  wow. next time (knock on wood) just soak his hands
in warm, soapy water for a good hour. i've superglued
myself to things plenty of times! art school...


i don't have any funny kid stories, but a little girl i used to
babysit wound up with the scissors and a pile of beautiful
blonde hair. she's not the only little one i've known to give
themselves a makeover 

[mamasboy]

My son when he was two took a sharpie to my grandmothers antique china cabinet.  So,I didn't want her to know about it so I tried didi 7 and it took the varnish and everything off!

[GoGoKokiGo]

I don't have any kiddies but I do babysit my niece a lot. One time when she was over at my house she grabbed onto my cats tail. I don't know if this is every child or just her but she has G.I. Joe kung fu grip and when I tried to get her to let go she took the biggest chunk of fur off his tail.

[jorhea]

When my daughter was 2, she walked in on Dad as he was getting out of the shower. She asked him why he had a tail!!!!

[GoGoKokiGo]

When my daughter was 2, she walked in on Dad as he was getting out of the shower. She asked him why he had a tail!!!!

ROFL!

[tzs]

My Daughters first words, in front of her grandparents, were-"CACA! "
freakin' hilarious!!!

[dell9031]

maded a homemade valentine card for me.....its wonderful

[Valerie1979]

homemade gifts from the kids are sweet. 

[klvcaudillo]

My 1 and a half yr old undresses herself and climbs on the dining room table and just sits there. Diaper and all, and when my husband passes gas she brings him a diaper and wipes and says "CACA?"  My 4 yr old tells me "MOM your just a little bit fat"  when I'm in a dressing room trying clothes on that don't quite fit.

[lynnc35]

Ha just today, he posted on facebook, how he was sick of school, then we get a call that he is light headed, okay b--- I just read your fb, you are not coming home. goofy child

[Valerie1979]

oh they keep making us laugh and be amazed.
My son tries to push us off the toilet -- he likes to flush so we have to be done so he can do his part.

[jdunny33]

mine is only 2 months old, but I cant wait to see what he gets himself into