Kids Say the Darnest Things

[CharSewell]

My 5 year old son asked me how did I put him in my stomach and why don't he remembers being there... I calmly said you were made out of the love your dad and I have for eachother and you don't remember because it was so long ago... he then said well why did u put me there in the first place how you know I wanted to be in your stomach, and was it dark in there??? LOL! Oh wow... what am I going to do with this crazy little boy?!!

[home_teachin]

When my son was about 5 I was teasing him while we were taking out the trash. I was acting like I was going to put him in the trash can and put the lid on. He said " You can't squeeze me down in there, you'll squash my testicles!" He meant intestines.