First Press conference:
CNN (communist news network)
cnn: Well Mr. President, Welcome to your new home. How was your first morning in the White House?
Joe: It was fine.
cnn: What was the first thing you did the first morning?
Joe: I called down for breakfast and had breakfast with my family.
cnn: And what did you have for breakfast?
Joe: Well, uh, ----I had eggs, sunnyside up, with a side dish, uh, forgot what that was, and coffee.
Joe: Continuing, you know that the, uh, uh, White House serves the best coffee in the world. Expensive yes, but
uh, uh, my people deserve the best as they are doing a fantastic job and are very loyal.
Joe: And I would like to add, that uh, uh, the eggs are from china, born and uh, uh, bred, uh, uh, the chickens, and
very good for you.
cnn: Would you say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day?
Joe: Why yes, your body needs nourishment after 10-12 hours of sleep.
cnn: Is there anything you would like to say to the American people, or to the world?
Joe: Yes: I would like to say that, uh, uh, ---- uh, uh, --- What was the question again?
cnn. Well, Mr. President, this has been a very invigorating interview, one of many we may have.
The people are rejoicing in your presidency. And I, for one, wish you the best for the next
four years.
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Talking heads for the evening news at cnn and msnbc (more sh%^ and bull broadcasting)
Big head: Now we will take you to our reporter at scene at the White House where she interviewed
our President, President Joe Bitten. Uh, Biden.
Big head to reporter: Can you tell us a little about your first interview with Mr. President Bitten, Uh, Biden?
Reporter: Yes! I can tell you that the President is out and running! I field some very interesting questions
at him and he very succinctly answered my questions but I could tell that he is up to par with the
major problems in the world and very much knowledgeable about the problems we here in our
Nation are facing.
Reporter: He did joke with me about what he had for breakfast eggs, sunnyside up, and the way he told me
his story had me laughing. I had to apologize, for laughing, but he, in his humorous way, laughed
with me and told me that laughter was the best medicine for stress.
Big Head: Apparently part of your interview with Mr. President had already been leaked to others as we now
just found out that egg stocks have risen. Particularly eggs from china. Did he mention eggs from
china?
Reporter. No, No, he was talking about eggs in general, of no particular origin. You know how things are
taken out of context by those apposing his presidency. He is very much in American made/produced
products, and that is very much in contrast to the policies of the last administration.
Big Head: Well, the word has gone out to the public about china's eggs, as we have some Bitten, uh Biden supporters
out with signs, proclaiming that china's eggs are the best.
Big Head: There you have it America! Our president is out and running, solving the world's problems as never
before. And it just give me delectation to see that supporters of this administration are already out
supporting what they believe our President said about china's eggs. What a joy to see!
Big head: On to the foremost question of this era. Covid 19 shots, or vaccinations as you may know it.
We know that our president has been on the front of this battle from the beginning and if it was
not for him, this vaccination process would not be in the stages that it is today.
We know that many believe that the last administration was up front fighting to find a cure for this
pandemic but do not pay attention to the haters. Remember, they hate, we love.
Big head: Our President will make the vaccine available to all soon. First to the Pakistani, as they have a much
younger population than us here in the states. This effort alone will make the Pakistani react much
more favorable to our nation. We are of course a nation of love.
Big head: That, together with our generous offer to Ukraine, for their study into the transgender life lived, will
also pave the way to a better understanding of us, the American people.
Big head: We have with us three of our most respected talking heads, and I would like to talk about Mr.
President's first interview.
Big head: Talking head one. By now you have read the transcribe of our interview with Mr. President Bitten, uh
Biden. Can you give us your thoughts?
Talking head one: Yes! I thought it was the most grilling interview ever done with a president, so soon after
taking office. The questions were fierce and to the point. The president had a well thought
answer to all questions. I think that this president is what this nation needs now, and after
that grilling interview, things can only get better for him.
Talking head two: I agree. A president has to be sharp and alert, and knowledgeable about the needs of this
nation, and of the world of course. We have a keen mind in office now. I can rest easy
knowing that this nation is in capable hands.
Talking head three: Of course, grilling the president on his first interview about the state of affairs this nation
faces, and of course the world faces, is a bit unorthodox, but this president is of such a
keen mind that no question troubled him. His answers were brief but to the point.
I think Harvard University should honor him with a doctorate degree!
Big head: So there you are America. Our first interview with Mr President has been so well received,
you can expect that our ensuing interviews with Mr. President will be along the same lines
as this one. Tough but fair, and truthful, as we have always been.