Do you have any odd sayings?

[colbtrist]

My mama used to say that you shouldn't buy a watermelon until after the 4th of July, because they aren't any good until then. Do you have any odd tid bits like this or sayings?

[jenniferhoder]

I've never heard that before. And I really can't think of anything like that. I'm sure a few will come to me if I think of it long enough!

[makeblessed]

Yes, when there is a lot of drama and confusion going on, I sometime say My name is West and I'm not in this Mess!!! Meaning I want to be left out of other people's drama/issues.

[beatsdrop]

Whenever my hair is greasy, I say "My hair is greasy grimy gofer-guts" and that's because my Mom said it, lmao. And if things are out of place, they're "skiwampus-ed." Thanks, Mom and Dad, lol.

[natashaspy]

my favorite saying to keep myself from swearing is "Shoot fire, save matches"