The surgery

[cateyes1]

We always tell our kids Be nice to your elders or they will have to move in  and teach you some manners!!!!!

 

But this is better---

 

 

An older man is on the operating table awaiting surgery.

 He has insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. 

 He is about to receive the anesthesia when he asks to speak to his son.

 "Yes, Dad, what is it?"

 "Don't be nervous, do your best, and just remember,  if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me,  your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife."

 

[reiddb]

Hahahaha!! Some truth to that!!!