Something Funny I found, incase you need a smile

[smyles21]

This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted
to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a
centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a
beer or two. So he asked the pet, "Would you like to go to Sam's with
me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit,
but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about
going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided
to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the
centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go
to Sam's place and have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm
putting on my shoes."

[collegegirl909]

Oh my gosh this story super cute hahah. Really made me smile a lot. I just feel so bummed out. I was so excited too go get  my sellers permit. Now feels like no  one wel help me out from people at home.

[tberglund]

I enjoyed your story. It sounds like my family. Yelling at each other before listening. But then the pet could have told the guy about putting on his shoes before the guy asked 3 times.

Wow! I can't believe I can argue with a joke about whether or not his actions were actually a "good" choice.  Maybe I should give it up and go to bed.

This is one of those times when the technical has become a technicality. translation: the Unimportant has become even more unimportant.

Thanks for the smiles!!!!!

[dodgers16]

 lol good story, it made me smile

[mc1962]

very cute joke, the world needs to slow down occassionally for a smile like that. thanks for the post.

[michealmmsm]

that put a smile on my face.  I needed a laugh after the week i had at work

[doomrocks]

Such a cute joke!!

Man, I don't remember any of my clean ones. The only ones I remember I can't post here

[cynybiny68]

That was a cute story.  Sounds like something my family would do.

[jessicajoy78]

Very cute story.. thanks! 

[Golem5x]

awwwwww Thats so sweet....I miss having a pet....and I want one more then ever now!!!