Tell some jokes u guys

[SuzanMoore]

I love jokes

[dodgers16]

  ok heard this 1 the other day...What did the 1 hat say to the other hat?  "you stay here, I'll go on a head"....lol

[paints]

Where do baby cows go to eat? To the calfeteria!

[yikes77]

a dirty joke: two horses fell into the mud.

[LenoraMinogue]

These are just what I needed. I love a good joke, or even a bad one that makes me groan and reluctantly laugh. Thanks for sharing these. Please post more.

[dodgers16]

   lol... ok good! so here is another one.... why did the belt get arrested?.....for HOLDING UP the pants 

[tikihut5]

lol.

[pmagalei]

Heres one..Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

[brittanyh468]

Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don't work!

[brittanyh468]

Dad – Dear, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son – no way..
Dad - She is the daughter of world's richest man.
Son – then its done.
Then his dad goes to that richest man..
Dad - I want your daughter to marry my son.
Rich man – nope
Dad: He is the COO of world bank.
Rich man – then its done.
Then Dad again goes to president of bank.
He asked – appoint my son the COO of the world bank.
Him – Never
Dad: – He is the son in law of World's richest man.
Him – then its fine.

[JediJohnnie]

I wouldn't say my cousin's girlfriend is ugly,but she was at the beauty parlor for four hours yesterday.

And that was only for the estimate!

[xnights]

Here's a science joke...
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, For you, no charge.

[Liquidfire_43]

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.

One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."

The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

[Skyenkit]

Neighbor texting: Man, I felt so guilty I was gonna tell you this long time ago but I was scared. I have been using your "wife" day and night. I am so so I hope you forgive me.

The husband went to get his gun and shot his wife to death.
Suddeny phone beeps.
Neighbor: sorry man I mean "wifi" not "wife"