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cateyes1

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A Saturday chuckle :)
« on: May 24, 2014, 04:00:05 am »
The guys were all at a fish camp.

No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it

wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man,
that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Doug’s turn. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."

With age comes wisdom.

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Re: A Saturday chuckle :)
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2014, 05:24:42 am »
Haha. That's funny. Thanks for sharing.

I like starting my day off with a laugh.

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Re: A Saturday chuckle :)
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2014, 06:52:07 am »
I wish I had that choice, because my hubby snores like a 747 in mid-flight.  This joke is too funny.  Thanks, cateyes1.  I have a great start to my morning because of this joke.  I laughed and am still smiling. ;D ;D ;D :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :rainbow: :rose:

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Re: A Saturday chuckle :)
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2014, 07:02:57 am »
I'm glad that I could put a smile on your face, you made my morning :)

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Re: A Saturday chuckle :)
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2014, 07:07:47 am »
Oh that is so funny. My husband snores but it's not that bad. Usually after about three times of me telling him to shut up he does. At least for awhile.

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Re: A Saturday chuckle :)
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2014, 07:26:25 am »
Thank you for the laugh. Nice to start out my Saturday with a chuckle. Very much appreciated. Please post more anytime :)

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Re: A Saturday chuckle :)
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2014, 10:19:51 am »
Thanks for that... haven't had a funny joke in a while.  My friends who rent out their fishing cabin will love it.  Have a great day!

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Re: A Saturday chuckle :)
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2014, 10:39:45 am »
The guys were all at a fish camp.

No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it

wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man,
that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Doug’s turn. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."

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Re: A Saturday chuckle :)
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2014, 11:03:52 am »
Lol I have a sister that snores like that

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Re: A Saturday chuckle :)
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2014, 05:35:48 am »
Haha, oh my gosh, I almost didn't see this post! So glad I did!!! I truly didn't see that end coming, haha. Awesome! Thanks so much for posting this. :thumbsup: ;D

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Re: A Saturday chuckle :)
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2014, 11:25:12 pm »
Love that ending! I always enjoy reading your jokes cateyes1.

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Re: A Saturday chuckle :)
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2014, 07:43:47 pm »
Yes, this is funny! My husband snores all the time, and people ask me how do I sleep. I just tell them I'm so used to it that it doesn't bother me much. It's like I'm immune.
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Re: A Saturday chuckle :)
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2014, 08:15:17 pm »
That is real funny.   Good one

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