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lightstar240

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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2009, 01:49:02 am »
She stepped on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices...

*crickets chirp somewhere*
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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2009, 04:09:51 am »
Yo mama so stupid I said it was chili outside and she grabbed a bowl

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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2009, 08:49:19 pm »
Yo mama is so fat she uses chopsticks for toothpicks (ba dum dum ching!)  :notworthy:

Yo mama so fat her shoe brand is GoodYear! (ba dum dum ching!)  :confused1:

Yo mama is so fat when she ran track she just did circles on one foot (booooo!)  :BangHead:

Good night everyone you've been a great audience. Don't forget to tip your waitresses!  :male: :female:

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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2009, 08:51:06 pm »
Yo mama is lke a door *bleep* every one gets a turn  :thumbsup:

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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2009, 01:56:32 pm »
Your mom is so short she committed suicide by jumping off the curb.  ;D ;D


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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2009, 02:30:32 pm »
Your mama's so short you can see her feet in her driver's license.

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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2009, 12:14:07 am »
yo mommas so fat that when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck.

yo mommas so slutty they call her home depot. 5 cents a screw.

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