funny my mother inlaw sent this to me

[aggie49]

To all you OWLS (Older Wiser Laughing Souls)
Wisdom from Grandpa...
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
When a man marries a woman, they become one, but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washing, ironing, cooking & scrubbing. No wife of mine is going to work."
Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew & make beds, is in good health & he's already used to taking orders.
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age & start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know why I look this way.
I've travelled a long way & some of the roads weren't paved.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.
Old age is when former classmates are so gray, wrinkled & bald, they don't recognize you.
Have a GREAT day... & keep laughing! It's good for the soul!
 
 
 
 

[msmoneybags48]

It is interesting but true.  I find it really cute and funny.  Thanks, aggie49.

[pmagalei]

I like the salt and the sugar part. I do like the classmate part too. Sounds funny but they are a reality. I have seen some of my classmates every now and then, and asked myself, do I look that old now? My wife always tells the truth. LOL

[bowrunner]

Very funny but a lot of truth to it too.  A good plan to follow overall.

[akee318]

Great outlook on aging- thanks for sharing it.

[mjoseph1]

thanks for that 

[champak97]

Very funny, but also true. Made me laugh out aloud.

[InfuseMe1]

thanks for sharing!  really enjoyed!   

[timvolley]

thanks for sharing I enjoyed reading this little excerpt

[camellia0]

Lol! It's cute. Leave it to our moms in laws to add humour to our day.