Joke Of The Day 7/13

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A woman pregnant with her first child pays a visit to her midwife.

After the exam, she shyly says, "My husband wants me to ask you something."

To which the midwife replies, "I know, I know," placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder.

"I get asked that all the time. Don't worry, sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."

"No, that's not it," the woman confesses, "He wants to know if I can still shovel the driveway."