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cateyes1

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Monday morning chuckle...ok maybe a bit corny :)
« on: February 18, 2013, 06:47:48 am »
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'
 
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
 
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
 
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
 
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
 
'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'
 
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
 
'Moses,' replied the bird.
 
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
 
'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
 

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Re: Monday morning chuckle...ok maybe a bit corny :)
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2013, 07:08:46 am »
Thank you. My husband and I had a great laugh.  :D

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Re: Monday morning chuckle...ok maybe a bit corny :)
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2013, 08:30:24 am »
Thanks for a good laugh, cateyes.  You made my day just a bit brighter!
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Re: Monday morning chuckle...ok maybe a bit corny :)
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2013, 09:13:31 am »
That was priceless.  I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall just to see that burglar jump out of his skin! :D ;D

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Re: Monday morning chuckle...ok maybe a bit corny :)
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2013, 10:03:42 am »
That was a good one. I would have loved to see the burglars reaction as well. Too funny.

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Re: Monday morning chuckle...ok maybe a bit corny :)
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2013, 04:21:00 pm »
I'm going to have to remember that one. :)

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Re: Monday morning chuckle...ok maybe a bit corny :)
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2013, 05:22:01 pm »
I love it !!! I needed a good laugh on this Manic Monday.

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Re: Monday morning chuckle...ok maybe a bit corny :)
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2013, 05:24:53 pm »
Ha ha!  Thanks for the chuckle!  :)

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Re: Monday morning chuckle...ok maybe a bit corny :)
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2013, 06:21:24 pm »
 ;D Albeit a little corny, it was cute and funny and it brought a smile to my face which isn't that easy to do right now.  It was cute - thank you.  I bet a lot of people enjoyed that considering Monday is a traditional back to work after the weekend day.

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Re: Monday morning chuckle...ok maybe a bit corny :)
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2013, 06:32:58 pm »
That one's funny! I like it!  ;D
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Re: Monday morning chuckle...ok maybe a bit corny :)
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2013, 07:18:17 pm »
Thanks for the chuckle....made my Monday a LOT better!!!! Keep it up please?  :thumbsup:

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Re: Monday morning chuckle...ok maybe a bit corny :)
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2013, 08:22:48 am »
I really loved it thanks that made my day I'll be laughing all the way to the drs. office today good one cateyes 1 :)

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Re: Monday morning chuckle...ok maybe a bit corny :)
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2013, 09:59:02 am »
That's really funny. Thanks so much for sharing a laugh.

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Re: Monday morning chuckle...ok maybe a bit corny :)
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2013, 01:47:42 am »

I think this is going around on facebook, just read it, funny though.

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