Add to this and make it funny

[WaulML6]

and he yelled HO HO HO, that is enough

[bhiett]

The traditional Christmas poem. Add your lines to it and make it funny.  This will be interesting.  I'll start with......

Twas the night before Christmas, just me and my dog, sitting by the fireplace, sipping eggnog..........

When all at once, the dog kicked my platter
As though he thought cookies would make me much fatter...

[bhiett]

When all at once, the dog kicked my platter
As though he thought cookies would make me much fatter.

[bhiett]

Sorry for the duplication-- I am new at this.

[WaulML6]

The dog ate the cookies, poor Santa got none, so he opened a present that contained chewing gum........

[dcrotteau]

and a big bubble he did blow...

[WaulML6]

 the bubble stuck in his beard and oh what a mess, so he opened his knapsack and then you can guess,

[amaravee]

out came the Grinch! he hopped around Santa, giving him a pinch

[bhiett]

The pinch made a "pop!"-- Grinchy thought it was funny;
Santa used a balloon to enhance his flat tummy.