~Two ladies talking~

[ankie4t]

  Saturday Smile 



1st woman : Hi! My name is Kanda.

2nd woman : Hi! I'm Qelly. How'd you die?

1st woman : I Froze to Death.

2nd woman : How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?

2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled
over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. 

[handllucas]

I love it!

[loulizlee]

Funny!!

[LaTashaS28]

That was funny, I like it. lol

[rricardi58]

That is a good joke.  I love it - lol.   I have one. 

Three guys, stranded on an island, became fast friends after they were shipwrecked as a result of a storm. They decided to walking along the beach.  They came across a bottle, rubbed it and a genie appeared.  The genie said, for freeing me, I will grant each of you one wish.  The first guy who cam from NY City and was a cabbie made a wish to be back home driving cabs - POOF, his wish came true.  The second guy who was a business man made a wish to be back in his office, back with his family - POOF his wish came true.  The last guy was a carefree man who did not have a care in the world.  He just loved the good life, enjoying the island life.  This went on for several months.  Finally the genie said, have you decided on your wish.  The guy said, I cannot really think of anything, except the fact that I am lonely.  So, my wish is that the two guys who were with me a few months ago - I wish they were back on the island with me -  POOF, the two guys were back on the island.

[vp44]

ankie4t that was too funny. I first was thinking well hmm where is this joking its not funny but the end came and I just fell out laughing. lol

[kingozzy]

That is a good one!  Keep em comin

[mjoseph1]

  both were funny

[dmahoney]

very cute