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makingmoni

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Who Own Who?
« on: September 09, 2012, 03:30:18 pm »
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $250 due for a consultation.

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Re: Who Own Who?
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2012, 08:25:29 am »
That was a good one. Thanks for the morning laugh. :thumbsup:

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