Another oldie

[cateyes1]

An armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces

the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door with the loot one brave Irish customer grabs

the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face.

The robber shoots the guy in the head without hesitation!

He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him.

One of the tellers is looking straight at him and the robber
walks over and calmly shoots him in the head also.

Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.

Did anyone else see my face?' calls out the robber.

There is a few moments silence then one elderly Irish gent,

looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says:

'I think me wife may have caught a glimpse ....'


 

[skrogman]

THAT WAS GREAT! Thank you for the morning chcukle.  How about this...

Five surgeons were in the hospital cafeteria taking a coffee break.  The first one says, "I love operating on accountants.  You open them up and everything inside is numbered."  The second one says,  "I think the easiest to operate on are librarians.  You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."  The third one says,  "I think the easiest to operate on are electricians.  You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."  The fourth comes back with, "I don't know, but, I like operating on engineers.  They understand when it is over if you have a few remaining parts left over."  The fifth surgeon wisely smiles and says, "No, the best to operate on are lawyers.  They are spineless, gutless, heartless, and their heads and tails are interchangeable." 

[cateyes1]

THAT WAS GREAT! Thank you for the morning chcukle.  How about this...

Five surgeons were in the hospital cafeteria taking a coffee break.  The first one says, "I love operating on accountants.  You open them up and everything inside is numbered."  The second one says,  "I think the easiest to operate on are librarians.  You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."  The third one says,  "I think the easiest to operate on are electricians.  You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."  The fourth comes back with, "I don't know, but, I like operating on engineers.  They understand when it is over if you have a few remaining parts left over."  The fifth surgeon wisely smiles and says, "No, the best to operate on are lawyers.  They are spineless, gutless, heartless, and their heads and tails are interchangeable." 

 

[patycake56]

LOL that was so cute

[vp44]

hahaha thanks for laugh. That was a good one.