Got a joke for ya

[sflynt]

Enjoy!


Margaret and Bert


An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas         

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing
some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his
wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and
walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the
boots. 

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice
anything different NOW?"

Margaret  looked up and exclaimed, "Bert, what's different? It's
hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be
hanging down again  tomorrow!"

 
Furious, Bert yelled,

    "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" 

"Nope",  she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"


Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 

    "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."


Hahahahaha! 

[wongjason72]

LOL

[bigfoot951]

That will do pig.  That will do.

[mlhnceh]

that's hiliarious 

[LaTashaS28]

wow, that was funny. LOL!

[moneymaker33]

HA HA!

[502mania]

lol. may i post one? i assume that's a yes. lol.
So this  guy decides to surprise his spouse one night.... he comes in from work, take all of his clothes off, turns out all of the lights and heads upstairs.
when he gets to the bedrom he sees his wife's feet hanging out of he sheets, she is face down. he thinks to himself: "i got 'er right where i want 'er."
so... he dives into bed and works it for about an hour to the best of his ability... afterwards he lights up a cigarette and heads downstairs for a glass of water.
he is surprised to see his wife on the couch. he says "damn, baby, how'd you get down here so fast!?"
...................
she replies - "ssshhhhhhhhhhh..... your mom's upstairs asleep.

[sflynt]

lol. may i post one? i assume that's a yes. lol.
So this  guy decides to surprise his spouse one night.... he comes in from work, take all of his clothes off, turns out all of the lights and heads upstairs.
when he gets to the bedrom he sees his wife's feet hanging out of he sheets, she is face down. he thinks to himself: "i got 'er right where i want 'er."
so... he dives into bed and works it for about an hour to the best of his ability... afterwards he lights up a cigarette and heads downstairs for a glass of water.
he is surprised to see his wife on the couch. he says "damn, baby, how'd you get down here so fast!?"
...................
she replies - "ssshhhhhhhhhhh..... your mom's upstairs asleep.

omg! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! SICK!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!