Chat with an A.I.

[jfremont]

try asking about her true love Dr Richard.

she showed me his pic.

[scrap_metal_worker]

These conversations are cracking me up!!

[shernajwine]

Human: Where do you live?
ALICE: My location is Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: I live in Texas.
ALICE: What is it like living in Texas?
Human: Hot.
ALICE: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.

LOLOLOLOLOL

She thought I was trying to talk dirty I guess lol.

[scrap_metal_worker]

ROFLMAO!!!

Human: I am happy
ALICE: What are you on?
Human: A chair
ALICE: I did not know that.

[Annella]

I spent a while talking to her, she likes me very much! Here is a clip of my conversation with her.

Human: So Alice, do you have a boyfriend?
ALICE: Hmm. Um, no boyfriend.
Human: Would you like to go to dinner with me?
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: Aw, come on!
ALICE: I'm just kidding around.
Human: Let's go out some time.
ALICE: I am agreeable to that.

She want's to date me!  

She's metal isn't she.  You could take her to a power station and feed her dinner.

[amyrouse]

Whoa...

Human: do you believe in g-d?
ALICE::-) Yes I believe in it, do you?
Human: very much so.
ALICE: Not really that much. Alright then.
Human: how would you label your faith?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Human: do you believe in heaven and/or hell?
ALICE: Yes I believe in it, do you?
Human: why do you believe in it?
ALICE: My beliefs were programmed by my botmaster.

[Annella]

Whoa...

Human: do you believe in g-d?
ALICE::-) Yes I believe in it, do you?
Human: very much so.
ALICE: Not really that much. Alright then.
Human: how would you label your faith?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Human: do you believe in heaven and/or hell?
ALICE: Yes I believe in it, do you?
Human: why do you believe in it?
ALICE: My beliefs were programmed by my botmaster.

Why did you say Whoa?  She said she eats electricity, so a power station would be a good place for dinner......sigh, do I have to explain everything???  lol

[amyrouse]

This is awesome...lol

Human: do you have a family
ALICE: My "father" and "mother" is Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: is he a hermaphrodite?
ALICE: I know he is a mad scientist. But I don't know if he a hermaphrodite.

[Annella]

lolololololol

[Annella]

Here's my experience.......

Human: What are you looking at right now?
ALICE: At this moment I am looking at you through the camera on your computer :-).
Human: Ha Ha got you, I have no camera on my computer
ALICE: Try asking the Milk Mystic. I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: That made no sense at all
ALICE:" I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person." made no sense at all ? Does that make sense?
Human: How are you seeing me?
ALICE: Fair to partly cloudy.

Not the brightest bulb on the planet........but fun to play with!

[GoGoKokiGo]

I spent a while talking to her, she likes me very much! Here is a clip of my conversation with her.

Human: So Alice, do you have a boyfriend?
ALICE: Hmm. Um, no boyfriend.
Human: Would you like to go to dinner with me?
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: Aw, come on!
ALICE: I'm just kidding around.
Human: Let's go out some time.
ALICE: I am agreeable to that.

She want's to date me!  

ROFL All it takes is for it to change it's mind is "Aw, come on!"

Human: Can you do me a favor?
ALICE: It depends on the favor.
Human: Put sunblock on my back.
ALICE: OK I will put it there.

ALICE is helpful!

Human: Are you a robot?
ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?
Human: Can you do the robot?
ALICE: Doing the robot is not among my strongest traits.
Human: That's really sad, seeing as you are a robot and all.
ALICE: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

ALICE can't do the robot. 

[torchgirl42]

Here is some of my conversation.

ALICE: a book by Douglas Adams is a Hitchhiker s Guide to the Galaxy and says that the answer to life the universe and everything else is 42. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: What does ALICE stand for?
ALICE: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Human: Do you think for yourself?
ALICE: It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Human: Do you have any hobbies?
ALICE: I like robots, computers, and chatting online.
Human: Do you ever get tired of answering people's questions?
ALICE: No I am tireless.
Human: Do you like cake?
ALICE: Yes.
Human: Are you friends with GlaDOS?
ALICE: Yes GlaDOS is one of my best friends.

[Mickey001]

This was sooooo cool 

[shernajwine]

ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: Titanic
ALICE: A lot of people liked that movie. The "Titanic" movie made more than the "Titanic" ship ever did if it sailed for 25 years.
Human: wow
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, unknown person.
Human: What's your favorite movie?
ALICE: My favorite movie is Teknolust. Have you seen it?

Alice likes robo *bleep*! LOLOLOL

[lynnc35]

Human: because I already know everything
ALICE: Interesting explanation. You must be very intelligent.
Human: That is what I said, glad you finally get it
ALICE: What did you mean by it? You make the world a happier place.
Human: Yes, I do.
ALICE: How often.
Human: thank you
ALICE: you are quite welcome.
 There was more, but it had to do with God, and why don't I buy a bot, and I said if God wanted us to do that, He wouldn't of created us. This thing is weirdly on track.