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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2010, 06:38:10 am »
Quote from: florezitta10 on January 04, 2010, 07:33:16 pm
LOl... :bootyshake: :bootyshake: :bootyshake: :bootyshake: :bootyshake: :bootyshake:


So I love telling jokes and I have found some good ones here is one. Post your favorite joke give me a laugh.

Here it goes:

Three men walked in to a bar. You would think one of them would have seen it!




Lol I thought this was so funny...


Thanks for the laugh!  Jokes like that are awesome.
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2010, 07:34:24 am »
Quote from: jkhanson on January 06, 2010, 06:38:10 am
Quote from: florezitta10 on January 04, 2010, 07:33:16 pm
LOl... :bootyshake: :bootyshake: :bootyshake: :bootyshake: :bootyshake: :bootyshake:


So I love telling jokes and I have found some good ones here is one. Post your favorite joke give me a laugh.

Here it goes:

Three men walked in to a bar. You would think one of them would have seen it!




Lol I thought this was so funny...



Thanks for the laugh!  Jokes like that are awesome.

Your welcome. I think laughing is my hobby lol.. I love jokes. You are welcome to post your faves. I would love to read them.
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2010, 08:23:24 am »
My brother told me this one. I thought it was cute.
 Forrest Gump dies, goes to heaven and Saint Peter tells him
"Forrest you have to answer three questions right to get into heaven. You will have one day to think about it.
1.What two days of the week start with a T?
2.how seconds in a year?
3. What is God's first name?
Forrest said okay.
The next day Saint Peter ask Forrest if he has the answers?
Forrest said yes.
Saint Peter said Ok Forrest what two days start with a t.
Forrest said "This was easy . It is today and tomorrow. Saint Peter said although that is not what I had in mind I will let you slide. How many seconds in a year? Forrest said 12. Saint Peter said how do you get 12. Forrest says Jan 2, Feb 2, March 2 and so on. Saint Peter just shook his head and said okay. How  about the third question? What is God's first name?
Forrest said "This one was hard but I think I got it. It is Andy
Saint Peter said How in all the is holy did you come up with Andy?
Forrest said "And he walks with me ansd he talks with me
Saint Peter opens up the pearly gates and Says Run Forrest Run
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2010, 08:34:14 am »
Quote from: afroach on January 06, 2010, 08:23:24 am
My brother told me this one. I thought it was cute.
 Forrest Gump dies, goes to heaven and Saint Peter tells him
"Forrest you have to answer three questions right to get into heaven. You will have one day to think about it.
1.What two days of the week start with a T?
2.how seconds in a year?
3. What is God's first name?
Forrest said okay.
The next day Saint Peter ask Forrest if he has the answers?
Forrest said yes.
Saint Peter said Ok Forrest what two days start with a t.
Forrest said "This was easy . It is today and tomorrow. Saint Peter said although that is not what I had in mind I will let you slide. How many seconds in a year? Forrest said 12. Saint Peter said how do you get 12. Forrest says Jan 2, Feb 2, March 2 and so on. Saint Peter just shook his head and said okay. How  about the third question? What is God's first name?
Forrest said "This one was hard but I think I got it. It is Andy
Saint Peter said How in all the is holy did you come up with Andy?
Forrest said "And he walks with me ansd he talks with me
Saint Peter opens up the pearly gates and Says Run Forrest Run


Hahahhaah!!! I like that one I am gonna let my kids read when they home from school lol..
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2010, 10:18:22 am »
How do you catch a unique rabbit?






U "nique" up on it!!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?





The "tame" way!
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2010, 11:05:06 am »
lol!!

My kids love this one as do I. So funny!!

Q.Why was 6 affraid of 7?






A.Because 7,8,9 (7 ate 9)
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2010, 01:08:02 pm »
Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?


A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2010, 05:42:05 pm »
Quote from: ls12709 on January 06, 2010, 01:08:02 pm
Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?


A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.


ohhhhhhh!!! burn lol hahahha that one is good lol
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2010, 09:25:36 am »
HAHA those are funny thank you for the laugh.
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