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plennis

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COLD JOKES
« on: January 28, 2023, 09:08:24 am »
Where does a snowman get the weather report? The winternet.

What's the weatherman's favorite food in winter? Brrr-itos!

Why did the husband pour warm water on his computer? He had asked his wife what to do if windows froze.

What can you catch in the winter, even with your eyes closed? A cold.

What did the tree say after a long, cold winter? What a re-leaf!

What did the icy road say to the car? Wanna to go for a spin?

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Re: COLD JOKES
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2023, 10:23:07 am »
Juvenile. Guess that's why I like 'em. Thanx.  :highfive:

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Re: COLD JOKES
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2023, 10:41:38 am »
With 7 grandkids, everything I see or do seems to be a little juvenile!  LOL  They are also short, so easy to remember.

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Re: COLD JOKES
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2023, 04:54:20 pm »
cute!

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Re: COLD JOKES
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2023, 07:18:52 pm »
There is so much weird stuff on here anymore, it is hard to find something to comment on.  I wish there were more regular topics put on to talk about.

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