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A joke
« on: April 11, 2022, 11:56:15 am »
Employer: "We need someone responsible for this job."
Applicant: "Sir your search ends here! In my previous job whenever something went wrong, everybody said I was responsible."


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Re: A joke
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2022, 07:32:22 am »
Good one.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

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Re: A joke
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2022, 04:03:19 am »
I do not know any jokes, but I think that yours is awesome.

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Re: A joke
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2022, 11:54:11 am »
How do you learn to tell a good joke? Perhaps you could provide a course?
Father of 3, hiphop head. Producing at the crossroads of business intelligence and the technical capabilities of our system. I sometimes make random things with friends.

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Re: A joke
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2022, 07:26:42 am »
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison!




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