Mathematics

[bizmates]

Mathematics:
 
This has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh.
This is a strictly a mathematical viewpoint. It goes like  this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?

But what makes up 100% in life?
 
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
 
If:

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8  9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
 
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11  = 98% 
 
and 
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5  = 96% 
 
But  , 
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5  = 100% 
 
And, 
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20  = 103% 
 
AND,  look how far *bleep* kissing will take you. 
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7  =118% 
 
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty,
that  while Hard  work and Knowledge will get you  close, and Attitude  will  get you there,
its the Bullshit and *bleep* Kissing that will put you over the  top. 
 

Now you know why some people are where they  are!

[stevensm4]

Maybe but no one likes or respects an a** kisser.

[plennis]

Maybe but no one likes or respects an a** kisser.

I have to agree on this one.!   LOL

[ktheodos]

Maybe but no one likes or respects an a** kisser.

I have to agree on this one.!   LOL

Ha ha..yeah...I stop at the point where ATTITUDE = 100%