Joke

[marcar1008]

There was once this young woman who was having a stroke. When she was at the hospital she started praying and asking God " Ohh God please don't take me yet, I am too young to die. Is it my time already ?" " God replied ohh no my child you still got 42 years 96 days and 15 minutes to leave.   What a relief ! When she was out of the hospital she thought I am going to make myself look pretty and enjoy the rest of my life. I will have a face lift, I will get nose surgery, die my hair, liposuction. I will become a new person ! So when this woman had her last surgery coming out of the hospital, she had her car parked across the street, she was in a hurry to show her family the new person she had become.   wuoaaah wuooaaah, wuoooahhh here comes the ambulance and runs her over and dies instantly !    She comes to God's presence and questions   But God you promised I would live another 42 years 96 days and 15 minutes, what happened? Ohhh my Child that was you? I didn't recognize you