Bad Puns

[Cbsteffen]

What are the stupidest puns you ever heard? Some puns are entertaining, but here are a few that have disgusted me:

--Saying someone is all right because he or she lost many left parts of his or her body.
--Correcting someone when saying "laying down" instead of "lying down" and being told that the person was telling the truth.
--Needing a pain killer and hearing someone else ask you if he or she is a pain (as in annoyance) and if you want to kill him or her.

[timvolley]

these I don't even consider to be puns