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cateyes1

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The Nun
« on: October 04, 2015, 07:41:36 pm »

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that…
1) You have to be single and
 2) You must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”

“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”

“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party!”

LOL! Keep smiling! smile emoticon

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Re: The Nun
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2015, 05:45:43 pm »
omgosh !! lol thats a good one !! i will have to remember this to tell my brother he likes good jokes !! thanks for sharing

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Re: The Nun
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2015, 07:01:40 am »
Never saw that end coming!  That was a good laugh, thanks for sharing!
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Re: The Nun
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2015, 07:18:32 am »
Ha Ha Ha! That's a good one,  thanks for a great laugh this morning!

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Re: The Nun
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2015, 07:28:43 am »
Good one...I had no idea where the joke was going. 

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Re: The Nun
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2015, 07:33:50 am »
Good one! Thanks for sharing...Good to have a laugh first thing in the morning.  LOL

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Re: The Nun
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2015, 07:39:11 am »
Love starting my day off with a laugh, thanks!

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Re: The Nun
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2015, 04:09:40 pm »
Very good joke. Thank you for the laugh.

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Re: The Nun
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2015, 04:18:06 pm »
this was a good one i will share with friends thanks for sharing

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