Will I live to see 90?

[nmbrown863]

Ha Ha. That was pretty funny.

[patti4me]

Funny!

[BMaston12]

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing very well for my age. (I am almost 80)
 
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?'"
 
She asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
 
Then she asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
 
I said, "Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
 
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
 
"No, I don't," I said.
 
She asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
 
"No," I said...
 
She looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a *bleep*?"

I hope not. That is too old. I don't want to be in a nursing home. I don't want to be bedridden either. I want to take care of myself. I would rather pass on the diapers and bedpans. BMaston12

[marciaenglish]

Such a cute joke!  Sadly, so true.....

[champak97]

Living to 90 is good if you are in good health.

[reiddb]

That is funny!

[tantricia44]

You'll make it for sure if you keep up with your good life-style.

[moon29]

now that doctor sounds like a keeper.  who wants to live till 90 and look back on their life and go uuhh it was ok i want to look back and go damn that was fun.