"JOKE" 06/26

[PMZ908]

A FRESHMAN IN COLLEGE WORKED UP THE NERVE TO ASK A PRETTY SENIOR FOR A DANCE AT HOMECOMING. SHE GAVE HIM THE ONCE-OVER LOOK AND SAID, "SORRY, I WON'T DANCE WITH A CHILD."
  "PLEASE FORGIVE ME," HE SAID. "I DIDN'T REALIZE U WERE PREGNANT."

[discardedheart]

cute, cute ;p
i like this one a lot.

[ehlizabetph]

hahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahah i laughed so hard!!!!!!!!!

[BANNANABRA]

Hope I am doing this right. Sorry if I did'nt and I don't see a spell check anywhere.

A NEW JOKE

A Man with no arms needed a job real bad and there was a bell ringer job opening at a school. He begged the Principal for the job and he got it. As promised he rang the bell as needed, but he had to do it with his head. One day he went to the tower to ring the bell and he fell to the ground.

People gathered. When the Principal arrived he was asked what this person's name was. He said I don't know but his face rings a bell!