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cateyes1

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Vasectomy
« on: September 24, 2013, 07:41:28 am »

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a
very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to
take all of his clothes off.

When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the
table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and
climbs on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks
what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies
have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he
will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to
locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and
quicker.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.

While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window
to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in there"?

The nurse responds, " They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you
have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care."



Nancy5

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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2013, 07:49:30 am »
That is SO funny!  Thanks for sharing
:D ;D
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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2013, 08:25:30 am »
I found that to be too funny.  Thanks for the joke. :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D :wave:

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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2013, 09:22:56 am »
ha ha...

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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2013, 04:01:56 pm »
 :D Nice joke

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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2013, 04:19:57 pm »
That was funny ;D

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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2013, 08:30:44 am »
lol...dirty but funny

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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2013, 09:35:43 am »
lol  Thanks for sharing.  :)

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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2013, 07:08:52 pm »
Wow      Thnks for sharing the joke

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