This topic is locked, no replies allowed. Inaccurate or out-of-date info may be present.

  • Print

Topic: Walking penguin joke  (Read 1434 times)

jtrask

    US flag
    View Profile
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 229 (since 2012)
  • Thanked: 0x
Walking penguin joke
« on: November 03, 2012, 03:58:54 pm »
Walking penguin joke

A policeman saw a man walking down the street with a penguin. He told the man he should take the penguin to the zoo.'Good idea', the man replied, and off he went. The next day the policeman saw the man again, and he still had the penguin with him. 'I thought I told you to take the penguin to the zoo', the policeman said. 'I did', answered the man, 'and today I'm taking him to the movies!'
   ;D

chrisz1

    US flag
    View Profile
  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 9 (since 2012)
  • Thanked: 0x
Re: Walking penguin joke
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2012, 04:02:42 pm »
 :D ha ha that is so funny i am going to tell that to my freinds

debidoo

    US flag
    View Profile
  • Platinum Member
  • *********
  • Posts: 4425 (since 2010)
  • Thanked: 184x
Re: Walking penguin joke
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2012, 06:54:00 pm »
 ;D ok sometimes I don't find jokes that funny and sometimes I don't get them but ok I thought that was funny.  Wasn't expecting the punch line and it really actually brought a big smile to my face thank you - don't get enough of those  ;D

ejholt

    US flag
    View Profile
  • Gold Member
  • ********
  • Posts: 3482 (since 2010)
  • Thanked: 48x
Re: Walking penguin joke
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2012, 03:50:27 am »
That is so cute.  It is always better to laugh, keep the body in shape.  I even heard one time that laughing help you lose weight but I laugh a lot and still over weight, go figure. LOL  Hope everyone has a wonderful Sunday and may God bless each of you and keep you safe.

jtrask

    US flag
    View Profile
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 229 (since 2012)
  • Thanked: 0x
Re: Walking penguin joke
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2012, 12:37:46 pm »
For some reason - most people like any penguin stories, cartoons, jokes, & etc.  ;D

vicogden

    US flag
    View Profile
  • Silver Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 1001 (since 2011)
  • Thanked: 23x
Re: Walking penguin joke
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2012, 06:58:11 pm »
I'm just glad you two had a good time.  What movie did you see?  "Batman Returns"?  Or "Mr Popper's Penguins" perhaps?   ;) ;)

kapeh12

    US flag
    View Profile
  • Silver Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 1827 (since 2010)
  • Thanked: 50x
Re: Walking penguin joke
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2012, 05:45:58 am »
I think I saw the ending to that one coming, but I still found it funny.  I like jokes like these - good, simple, clean.  Plus including a penguin is always a plus in my book.   :thumbsup:

vp44

    US flag
    View Profile
  • Gold Member
  • ********
  • Posts: 2927 (since 2012)
  • Thanked: 65x
Re: Walking penguin joke
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2012, 03:29:12 am »
Very nice joke. Keep them coming. It is always good to have a nice laugh.  :bunny:

lynnc35

    US flag
    View Profile
  • Gold Member
  • ********
  • Posts: 2651 (since 2009)
  • Thanked: 20x
Re: Walking penguin joke
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2012, 04:29:04 am »
ahahaha very cute I like this one.

  • Print
 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
0 Replies
1101 Views
Last post October 21, 2009, 09:19:04 am
by ymmat12
13 Replies
2732 Views
Last post July 23, 2010, 08:01:35 pm
by lighthouse68
3 Replies
1714 Views
Last post September 01, 2010, 10:22:54 am
by jaymz462
walking

Started by alwaysinstyle « 1 2 3 4 » in Off-Topic

46 Replies
5695 Views
Last post July 25, 2011, 10:23:50 pm
by shanegray
5 Replies
799 Views
Last post March 24, 2013, 09:07:11 am
by kapeh12