Do you need a laugh today? Read a joke!

[goofysw2002]

lol, u people have some good jokes out there! I can't think of any right this moment

[vp44]

Please forgive me but I just read this from an old post from cloudsoup's post of 2009.
I laughed so hard my chest really hurts.

three tomatoes were taking a walk:
daddy tomato, mommy tomato, and baby tomato.
baby tomato was walking very slowly, so daddy tomato
turned around, hit baby tomato on top of the head
and yelled, "KETCHUP!”

so many of these are funny and this one had me rolling...

[ancmetro]

   
     In the newspaper, I go to the comics page every day...trying to find some happiness in my life!

[momoney555]

Here's one I heard yesterday:

A priest, a rabbi and a muslim all walk into a bar together.  The bartender looks up and says "What is this, some kind of  JOKE?

Once I got it, I couldn't stop laughing.

[tzs]

Just don't be offended anyone ok? Its funny either way...


Q:How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:Wanna Ride bikes?




I have adhd and find it hilarous!

I have it too- thats awesome!!

[clickers]

Please forgive me but I just read this from an old post from cloudsoup's post of 2009.
I laughed so hard my chest really hurts.

three tomatoes were taking a walk:
daddy tomato, mommy tomato, and baby tomato.
baby tomato was walking very slowly, so daddy tomato
turned around, hit baby tomato on top of the head
and yelled, "KETCHUP!”

That's really funny, lol!!

[diala84]

Here is my bumper sticker on my car. Lot of people get a kick out of it. 

"4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions. "

[handllucas]

Q: What did the 0 (zero) say to the 8?
A: Nice Belt!