So what do you do for mother’s day?

[MichelleHW101]

Do you get your mom a card she throws out the next day?  Flowers that die within a week?  Chocolate that makes her gain ten pound which she’ll spend the next five years yelling at you for?  I usually take mine out to lunch.  Let her pick the place and food all I gotta do is pay.  This way nothing can come back to haunt me and I don’t have to worry about outdoing myself the following year.  Win-win.