Joke of the day

[oldbuddy]

One of our forum regulars emailed me the other day and was puzzled when she read a post with IDK and asked what it meant? I replied, "I Don't Know" and she fired back, "GOSH, No Body Does". Her picture was a blonde.

[lightningclix]

[yaayme]

I'm trying to come up with an original joke but I can't think of any (I guess I'm not that funny) Anyway, nice post.

[JediJohnnie]

They say your memory is the 2nd thing to go.


I can't remember what the first thing is.....

[PMZ908]

Confucius say ... Man who go to bed with itchy hiney wake up with smelly finger.

[JediJohnnie]

My uncle is a real outdoors man.


He has to be.My aunt won't let him back into the house!

[salomonpark]

Srry..I don't like joke.

[JediJohnnie]

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe store yesterday?

Not a "sole" was saved.

[JediJohnnie]

My Uncle always said "There are three little words you can use and you'll always have money in your pocket"


"Stick 'em up!"

[JediJohnnie]

You know,marrage is a three ring circus.
First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffer-ring!

[raven1114]

Confusius say, "Man who stands on toliet is high on pot."

lol! that was good