I love the Italians!!

[cateyes1]

 

T H E    I T A L I A N   E L B O W   

 

An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301 .  There issa bigga panel at the

front door.   With you elbow , pusha button 301.

 

I will buzza you in.Come inside, the elevator is on the right.   Get in, and with you elbow , pusha 3.

When you get out, I'mma on the left. With you elbow , hit my doorbell."

 

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? ........

 

"What . . . .. .. You coming empty handed?"

 

 

 

Wise Italian Grandfather   

 

 

Why Italian Fathers and  Grandfathers pass their handguns down through  the family.

 

An old Italian man is dying.    He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, Iwan you  lissina me. I

wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

 

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.  How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

 

"You lissina me, boy.Somma day you gonna be runna Da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife,

lotsa money, a  big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "

 

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. "Whattsa you

gonna do then?  Pointa to you watch and say, "times up'?   

 

[quietpal]

Thank you for this post. This is hilarious!

[CharmedPhoenix]

LOL!   

[mary33716]

i am all Italian and love it and proud of it i love cooking the food and bake and much much more

[fer11944]

lol Simply hilarious. Great post. Great read.