new drugs for women

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NEW DRUGS FOR  WOMEN
DAMNITOL 
Take 2 and the  rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. 

EMPTYNESTROGEN   
Suppository that  eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of  how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't  wait till they moved out!

ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats  mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious  for up to two days.

PEPTOBIMBO 
Liquid silicone  drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before  an evening out increases breast size, decreases  intelligence, and prevents conception. 

DUMBEROL 
When taken with Peptobimbo,  can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of  country music and pickup trucks. 

FLIPITOR 
Increases life  expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the  urge to flip off other drivers.