Tuesdays chuckle :)

[cateyes1]

An  85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,  'Take this jar home and bring
back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The  next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor  asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's
like this--first I  tried with my right hand, but nothing.. Then I tried
with my  left hand, but  still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with
her left,  still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then  with her teeth
out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she
tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried
squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'


The  old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the damn jar open.'.
 

[lavenderallen89]

hahahaha... thats a cute one

[jkhanson]

Oh my goodness!

I did not see that coming!!  To funny!

[mh874892]

Hahahahaha that's really good. I really enjoy your daily jokes. =]