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cateyes1

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Todays chuckle
« on: September 18, 2011, 04:01:55 pm »
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Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking sad. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."
His wife makes him a cup of tea, and says, "Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try."

"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."

"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."

So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did you see the ball?"

"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".

"Where did it go?" says Arthur.

"I don't remember."
 

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2011, 04:23:42 pm »
Very nice. Both my dad and my husband really enjoy golf, so I've heard a few over the years. Hadn't heard this one though, pretty good!

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2011, 04:27:06 pm »
This really made me laugh it was funny. Thank you I really needed that.  I read to my husband and it made him laugh to that was so funny. Thank you once again. :D
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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2011, 07:06:03 pm »
Thats hilarious. Thanks for the laugh :)

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2011, 07:23:29 pm »
Lol.

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2011, 04:04:14 am »
Very cute! I love it! Not much of a golfer though...

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2011, 08:12:44 am »
haha   vedry good :wave:

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2011, 08:13:50 am »
Love it!
Have a wonderful day!

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2011, 08:37:30 am »
Was this one made into a commercial? I remember it from someplace...its good to laugh as we grow old. And about our growing old...lol

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2011, 08:45:32 am »
Funny.  We have some avid golfers in the family who will appreciate it. 

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