A sample of Make America Erotic Again: A Donald Trump Love Story. This is from Chapter 5, I find it relevant because it's about illegal aliens. I hope by continuing to post random samples across boards about Donald Trump and politics I can crowd fund what I need to self-publish the epic love story.
"Donald Trump had always warned me about the kind of people Mexico was sending. But there I was on the ground as five of them stood over me. I saw the blood running from my head onto the ground. They were saying something in their illegal language. I kept hearing them say 'el ha spih duhl' which I think means ra*e in their language. Luckily I wasn't in Illinois where they made illegals cops as soon as they penetrate the state's border. I knew I needed to act fast if I didn't want to be a victim. Only one way to do that, become the attacker. I waited for the right moment. Four of them went to their truck, I think they were getting ready to kidnap me. The one with me, left his back turned to me. I jumped on back and pushed him down. I tried to cover his mouth so he couldn't scream for help. I tried to pull down his pants. It took all my strength but by closing my eyes and pretending he was Donald Trump, I was able to gather my strength but as I lost consciousness I fell into a dream. Trump held me in his arms and told me everything was going to be okay. His lips approaching mine, the anticipation was killing me. Knowing the bliss that was to come. But as hi slips drew nearing to mine I woke in the hospital, the white doctor and his white nurses except for the one Asian but she was the good kind of Asian where her English was really good, assured me that I was okay. They said I had taken a blow to the head at the construction site, that the workers there had called the police. I asked if I had been violated. The doctor assured me that I had not. It was in that moment I knew Donald Trump through his divine grace had protected me from harm. For had he not, I surely would have been violated by those illegals. I knew that once I had completed my cross country journey to meet him I would need to thank him personally by giving him all of me for his pleasure."