More short Winter Jokes

[plennis]

What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?  "Freeze!"

Why was the snowman sad?  Cause he had a meltdown.

Why did the girl keep her saxophone out in the snow?  She wanted to play cool jazz.

What's the best way to scare a snowman?  Talk about global warming.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?  A puddle.