More SIlly Jokes

[plennis]

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.

My grandkids laugh.  Remember this is just for fun...if you don't like then just keep scrolling.

[linderlizzie]

They are great grandkid jokes, grandpa. Thanks for sharing. I think all my grandkids are too sophisticated for these. They might be groaners for them. You know, like not .

But at least one of them made me laugh. I'm not sophisticated at all. 

[plennis]

They are great grandkid jokes, grandpa. Thanks for sharing. I think all my grandkids are too sophisticated for these. They might be groaners for them. You know, like not .

But at least one of them made me laugh. I'm not sophisticated at all. 

Sometimes, even if they are groaners they get the kids going telling their own jokes just to try and top me!  LOL