laugh of the day

[cateyes1]

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the

activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.

Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she

needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the

right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and

stuffed pillows on her right side.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the

family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left side.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed

her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said ....

'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?'

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the

nephew......

'Bastards won't let me fart'.

[linderlizzie]

Poor grandma! I'm surprised she didn't burst. That would have shown them. 

[cathy37]

That is so funny and I definitely needed a laugh today.  Thank you for posting this and making my day a little brighter.

[ssarber]

lol funny!

[ejholt]

That one was so funny.  Poor grandma, bless her heart.  I get that way sometimes often when other people are around and try to hold it in.  It is hard.

[ccandpam]

Thanks for posting that. It gave me the best laugh for today. Please keep posting these. I really like them.

[linderlizzie]

That one was so funny.  Poor grandma, bless her heart.  I get that way sometimes often when other people are around and try to hold it in.  It is hard.

While I feel some degree of empathy for you, I believe you should learn to make other distractive noise as you pass gas to direct attention away from you. Perhaps some sort of musical instrument. 

Anyway, it was worse way back in the day when in school because when the boys passed gas, everyone, at least all the boys, thought it was hilarious. But we poor girls would rather have died than make a noise like that in front of our peers. 

[ejholt]

I have heard that one before and it is just as funny as the first time I read it.  Thank you so much for sharing tihs again. 

[UGetPaid]

Anyway, it was worse way back in the day when in school because when the boys passed gas, everyone, at least all the boys, thought it was hilarious. But we poor girls would rather have died than make a noise like that in front of our peers. 

The sounds were hilarious, but the smells were absolutely brutal!

[Donnamarg323]

I shared it on Facebook Cat and got 45 likes.Thanx.

Keep em coming.Always glad to use em if they get smiles.