More One Liner Jokes

[oldbuddy]

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?   Because he was a little horse.


Whey did the golfer bring 2 pair of pants.     In case he got a hole in one.


 What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?   One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?   Because he was outstanding in his field.

You should stop with these so called jokes.  No one really care.

Maybe you should pay to have FC run a survey and you might be surprised how many people of all ages get a kick out of one liners.

I have a 22 year old granddaughter who is handicapped, but she makes beautiful cupcakes and got a huge laugh aout of the sprinkles above, and so did all our family that loves her dearly.

[linderlizzie]

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

I had to think about this a bit, and then LOL. Thanks!

[linderlizzie]

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?   Because he was a little horse.


Whey did the golfer bring 2 pair of pants.     In case he got a hole in one.


 What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?   One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?   Because he was outstanding in his field.

You should stop with these so called jokes.  No one really care.

Speak for yourself, mrisha. Me care.

And check your grammar rules.  I'm a stickler.

[plennis]

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?   Because he was a little horse.


Whey did the golfer bring 2 pair of pants.     In case he got a hole in one.


 What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?   One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?   Because he was outstanding in his field.

You should stop with these so called jokes.  No one really care.

You can just skip them, some of us have fun with them.  No need to be negative about them.

[plennis]

Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?     I do.


Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.


I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… But the kids still get in.


Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.


Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

[linderlizzie]

Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?     I do.


Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.


I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… But the kids still get in.


Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.


Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

I don't know where you got these, but they are terrific! Good contribution!