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plennis

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Some silly summer jokes
« on: May 30, 2022, 12:01:16 pm »
Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.

What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?
A hot dog!

What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation!

What happened when two vampires went on a blind date? It was love at first bite!

plennis

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Re: Some silly summer jokes
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2022, 05:50:41 am »
What's the best letter to have in summer? Iced T!

What do you do if you get rejected from a job at a sun cream factory? Reapply!

 Why did the person put extra salt on their food in the summer? They wanted to do summer salts!

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Re: Some silly summer jokes
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2022, 06:19:48 am »
The robot one is really funny.

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Re: Some silly summer jokes
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2022, 05:53:09 am »
The hot dog joke is really funny, thanks for sharing.

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Re: Some silly summer jokes
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2022, 12:13:57 pm »
cute. It's nice to see someone post something in fun, and not political or covid or gay pride related

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Re: Some silly summer jokes
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2022, 08:49:59 pm »
I wish it would help fixing the site

plennis

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Re: Some silly summer jokes
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2022, 09:43:27 am »
It's now time to post some jokes for the fall.  These were fun...I love when stuff is on for just the fun, not for complaining or politics.

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Re: Some silly summer jokes
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2022, 05:37:14 pm »
Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.

What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?
A hot dog!

What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation!

What happened when two vampires went on a blind date? It was love at first bite!

You are so right-silly A## summer jokes.
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Re: Some silly summer jokes
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2022, 04:08:17 am »
I really liked the Robot joke. I thought it was funny and cute. Unfortunatly, I do not know any jokes, but I can learn some from you all on this Forum.

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Re: Some silly summer jokes
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2022, 03:55:31 am »
The robot one is really funny.


I saw this reply and was going to say something like "Singling only that one out, you must have thought all the rest of them were bad!"


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Then I read the very next post in the thread.



The hot dog joke is really funny, thanks for sharing.


 ;D

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Re: Some silly summer jokes
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2022, 01:40:27 am »
how bout for october?

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