A joke

[Jsnugs]

Employer: "We need someone responsible for this job."
Applicant: "Sir your search ends here! In my previous job whenever something went wrong, everybody said I was responsible."

[plennis]

Good one.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

[ccandpam]

I do not know any jokes, but I think that yours is awesome.

[Donald_Stanley]

How do you learn to tell a good joke? Perhaps you could provide a course?

[plennis]

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison!