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One line Joke for ujokers
« on: March 30, 2022, 05:53:20 pm »
Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.  lol lol  :BangHead:

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Re: One line Joke for ujokers
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2022, 07:30:44 pm »
Nothing funny about our first parents that doomed the human race.

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Re: One line Joke for ujokers
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2022, 04:00:43 pm »
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

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Re: One line Joke for ujokers
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2022, 10:33:09 pm »
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Re: One line Joke for ujokers
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2022, 06:37:53 am »
that's actually pretty funny

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Re: One line Joke for ujokers
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2022, 11:44:14 am »
Maybe it's me, but none of these so called jokes aren't funny.
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Re: One line Joke for ujokers
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2022, 07:30:46 am »
A diner at a country inn is shocked to see on the menu a dish of "hickory-smoked possum jowls in syrup." He summons a waiter to complain.
The waiter looks at the menu. Then he flings it down and yells to the owner in the kitchen, "Hey, the printers forgot to translate the menu into French again!"



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