Tell Me a Knock Knock Joke?

[Jsnugs]

This is a riddle, about knock knock jokes lol    What is the failed knock knock joke?
answer:  you say,  Knock Knock?     I say, Hello come on In     lol   

Do you know any good knock knock jokes?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida the whole pumpkin pie!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Oh, I’m sorry….I didn’t mean to make you cry!

Do you know any?  Happy Knock Knock Joke Day

[linderlizzie]

Me: Knock, knock.

You: Who's there?

Me: The interrupting cow.

You: The interrupting cow (then you interrupt with a moo sound) who?



Me and you laughing now.  Get it?? Kind of hard to impart this one with the written word. But it gets a laugh every time, unless you're dead or have no sense of humor.

[tantricia44]

Very funny!

[plennis]

Knock Knock

Who's there

Banana

Banana Who

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana Who?

Knock Knock

Who's there"

Orange

Orange who, Aren't you glad  it wasn't banana!

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[plennis]

Knock
Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady.
 Little old lady  WHO?
who? I didn’t know you could yodel.

[ktheodos]

Knock Knock

Who's there

Banana

Banana Who

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana Who?

Knock Knock

Who's there"

Orange

Orange who, Aren't you glad  it wasn't banana!

One of the oldest in the books lol

[cateyes1]

I dont know any but I love love jokes !!

[Slee800w]

Knock knock, who's there
Jo  jo who, jo mama

[plennis]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on!