Tell an absurd riddle to me

[Jsnugs]

What dance dose the cow do?                                                         The moo-nwalk lol
What do you get if you cross a tortoise with a cooking pot?               A slow cooker   lol
How does the lion like his steak done?                                             Raw-r    lol
What is a cow’s favorite relaxing activity?                                         watching moo-vies   lol

What's your riddle?   

Happy Mad Hatter Day!   

[ktheodos]

Ha ha...good ones, thanks for sharing

[plennis]

What room do ghosts avoid?    The Living Room.

Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?  He was allergic to nuts.

[linderlizzie]

Q: Why don't monsters eat clowns?

A: Because they taste funny. 

Classic!

[dreamyxo]

 What has to be broken before you can use it?


An egg