Lawyer joke

[ktheodos]

Two lawyers were walking along together, negotiating a case.

“Look,” said one to the other, “let’s be honest with each other.”

“Okay, you first,” replied the other.

That was the end of the discussion.

[Nancy5]

That made me laugh, I probably shouldn’t my brother is a lawyer

[linderlizzie]

Cute, but in reality they would never have said that in the first place. I'm just sayin'. I've worked for plenty of them and they know they have more problems than not being able to write legibly. 

[UGetPaid]

That made me laugh, I probably shouldn’t my brother is a lawyer

How honest is your brother?   

[Nancy5]

That made me laugh, I probably shouldn’t my brother is a lawyer

How honest is your brother?   

With family and friends or clients? 😁

[UGetPaid]

With family and friends or clients? 😁

OH!  Well I hope he is honest with clients but just not with adversaries!    

[Nancy5]

With family and friends or clients? 😁

OH!  Well I hope he is honest with clients but just not with adversaries!    

I hope so too.  I know this sounds bias but I think he is.  He’s a good guy

[ghunter]

not funny to me, but I guess it was a joke

[plennis]

Pretty funny, it is the image that people often think of when thinking of lawyers.  True of not.

[UGetPaid]

Pretty funny, it is the image that people often think of when thinking of lawyers.  True of not.

Yeah, I agree. The thing is, most people think that their own lawyer is a stand up guy, but think that anyone else's lawyer (especially an adversary) is an absolute snake.