Some silly jokes to make you laugh!

[plennis]

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.
That's pretty humerus.

My laptop was making funny noises today, it sounded like it was singing...
Probably because it's a Dell

A horse walked into a bar

Bartender: Hey

Horse: Yes please

[linderlizzie]

Those sound like dad jokes. You a dad? 

[plennis]

Nope, I'm not...But a lot of young kids hang around with me.  So that rubs off.  I did say they were silly!  LOL

[Jsnugs]

I loved your jokes funny    Did you read the Fusioncash joke: When do think the government have honesty answer: when the hill freezes over. 

[ktheodos]

Lol...good ones...thanks for sharing

[ktheodos]

A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.

‘We need a fourth for poker,’ said the friend.

‘I’ll be right over,’ whispered the doctor.

As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, ‘Is it serious?’

‘Oh yes, quite serious,’ said the doctor gravely. ‘In fact, there are three doctors there already!’

[UGetPaid]

What did the pirate say after being asked to make a wish and blow out the 80 birthday candles on his birthday cake?


"Ayyyyye Matey!"


(you might need to say this one out loud to get it - and it works best if you use a pirate voice)